Feng is a cashier in a supermarket. Previously, she was in a relationship with Wu, who is only a.........., ok, i've forgotten his job, but his salary is only around 1000 dollars per month. Both of them look quite match. One day, Feng suddenly wants to break up with Wu with the reason, because she does not like Wu anymore. When asked to explain why, Feng claimed that there are no reasons to like to dislike a person. It is simply just a feeling. Moreover, it is shameful to have such a low class boyfriend beside her and her friends would laugh at her when they see Wu. Besides that, Feng also told Wu that she has a new boyfriend who is handsome, knowledgable, tall and rich, Zhi.
To Wu's dismay, he thinks that Zhi is not sincere towards this relationship. Zhi may have got some other intentions. Therefore, Wu arranged for an appointment with Feng to find out what is going on. Wu found out that Feng has actually listed down the criteria that she wants her future husband to be in a flyer and gave it to people on the streets, so that those who meets those requirements could give her a call.
Why did she listed such a high requirements? And she answered so CONFIDENTLY, "because i was well educated since 9 years old, i know poems and i wrote to XXX magazines, where no one could exceed my achievements in the previous and next 300 years!" (What the heaven?!) "And since no one could exceed my achievements, so they might use their handsome look to match me!" She continued with a SARCASTIC smile. Feng even said that she classifies her friends into groups of 5, ranging from 1, being the best, to 5, being the worst. Wu asked her how has she classify him, and she said Wu is not even in the 5th class! With another sarcastic smile. (What the heaven?!)
Wu was desperate. He went and see Xue, a friend of Feng who introduces Feng to Wu. Xue said that she would help Wu to advice Feng. However, later on, Wu found that Zhi was also introduced by Xue to Feng! And finally, Xue and Zhi appeared to say some words. Zhi said that he was there to tell the truth that he does not like Feng at all as she is ugly and is always staying in her own world. Zhi wants to break up with Feng! (Great!) While Xue thinks that Feng's action was silly, so, her intention to introduce Zhi to Feng was actually to let Feng knows how bad herself is... The psychologist also said that Feng's sight is a bit small as she always thought she was the best, probably because she was from a small town, and has not discovered the other part of the world. Feng was also told not to be so CONFIDENT!
癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉? Insane!
- Adapted from In Life, Jiang Su TV, China -
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